What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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