A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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