So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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