Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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