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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Ben Affleck

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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