What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What do you call an arab ?

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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woman's rights

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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