- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

A man walks into a vagina

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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