- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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