- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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