What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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France had one revolution

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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