OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Racial Equality

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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