Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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