I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

The New York Giants

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

WOw you have no life

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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