- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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