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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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