- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

In soviet Russia...things are different

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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