What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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black people

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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