Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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