Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Women's Rights

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Title IX

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

you see theres this guy.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

When life throws knives at you, run away.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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