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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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