- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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