I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Can anyone Lenin money?

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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