- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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