- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

A blonde girl walks into a car.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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