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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

kieran is a homosexual

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

VAL SUCKS

My Butthole.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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