Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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