why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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