- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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