- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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