Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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