- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Roses are red Im adopted

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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