What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Im gay What about you

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Turkey Balls

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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