Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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