- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Knock knock Fuck off!

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Sharvil has aids 4 times

A: Do you like it B: No

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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