Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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KILL WHITEY

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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