- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

So a baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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