Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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alert('The Game')

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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