- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A man goes to the potty.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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