- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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