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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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learn. advance!

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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