Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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