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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

The Colts this year.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Screw it you write the joke.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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