- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Sloths

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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