- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

eat a hot dog

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Women's rights.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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