Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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PENIS lol

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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