- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer