hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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