- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Colts this year.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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