A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Bitch

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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