Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Then none of us want to be right.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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