Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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How do you end a sentence

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Shltskc gw? G

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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