Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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