Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Jordan is pregant

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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