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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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