Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Penis

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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