Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Please don't shoot me

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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