- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Caroline Kelly.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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