Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Women's Soccer.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What would u like to drink?

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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