Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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I went to work today....

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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