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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Nobody cares maddie!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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