Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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