What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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