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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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