- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

knock knock come in !

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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