- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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