What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

"Knock knock" Come in!

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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