- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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