A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Basically

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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deez nuts

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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