- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

what kind of dog can tiptoe

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

9/11 my birthday

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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