- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

who is not good looking? mon morello

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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