Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

guess what>? your mum lol

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

brock has small hands for a small job

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Homo say what?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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