- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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