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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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