why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

"Knock knock" Come in!

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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