Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Whats 1+1? window!

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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