theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

These Jokes suck.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Who wants water? I do.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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