Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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