- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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