Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

my wife out of the kitchen

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

sucks Syntax...

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Anti Joke

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