How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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cory is gay

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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american idol

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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