If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A penis walks into a bar..

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

WOw you have no life

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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