- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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