Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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