Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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