What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Once, I went to Peru.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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