How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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