A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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