What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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