Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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White NBA players.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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