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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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