What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

So a bar walks into a man...

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A guy walks into a bar

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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