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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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