- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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