- Anti Joke

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner