- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Knock knock Come in

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

XD Jackass.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A lot eh?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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