- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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