- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Yo mama so fat.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

why girl die cancer

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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