why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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