- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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