whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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