- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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