- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

69...you know how awkward this is now...

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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