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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's your blood type? Red.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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