- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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