Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

why did the black guy die? cancer

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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