Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Cancer

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

. . I am a whale

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Abortion.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

your mama so old, shes dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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