- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

women's rights.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Pickle

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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