Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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