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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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