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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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