- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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