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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Good job, son.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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