- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What's funny? Women's rights.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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