A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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