A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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