A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Justin Bieber

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Knock knock.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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