- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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