Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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