what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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