Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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women's rights.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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