- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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