Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why? Because.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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