- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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