Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Bob Saget that is all

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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