what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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