- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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