Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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I am quite mature.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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