The Blonde walked into a wall.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Male leadership.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Anti Joke

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