im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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