- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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