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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Yanter, Look it up

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

im not black, im Joseph Kony

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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