- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest what in the butt

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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