- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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