- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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