- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

hey guys im gay

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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