what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Everybody will die

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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