A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Cliterus

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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