What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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